I know she’s wearing sunglasses, I know these are still photos and not video, but I swear – I am certain – Paris Hilton looks super confused walking around the drugstore. Oh wait, scratch that. Cosmetics store. Paris Hilton would never lower herself to something as base as a drugstore.

She did, however
, manage to lower herself and head into a mail service store – that’s prettyimpressive. Paris came out with a FedEx box that had her picture drawn on it – and accurately, too. Note the wonky eye and bird beak nose. She’ll put aside her vanity and go to a postal store, but only if it ultimately redeems her vanity even more. But I’d really love to know the story behind that picture.ME HERO DYD